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May, 2002
05.28.2002/09:26
Where you from?
COUNTERMAN: Let's see, that's six dollars and seventeen cents, here's your change...
CUSTOMER: Thanking you.
COUNTERMAN (amused): Say, those are pretty interesting... sunglasses, I guess you would call them. Where are you folks from?
CUSTOMER: Earth! We are from Earth!
CUSTOMER'S COMPANION: Yes, yes, Earth! We are from your Earth! We have identity placards!
CUSTOMER: Always from your Earth are we!
05.12.2002/09:59
Merger Madness
Media News: I've just learned that all of Thomas Hardy's novels have been bought out by the publishers of Sir Arthur Conan Doyle's works, and that the first new synergistic product of the merger will come next year with the publication of Tess of the Baskervilles.
05.2.2002/13:09
Duh. A little while ago I said to Susan, without,of course, realizing at first just what I was saying, "Nothing exists in a vacuum."
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